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prayistrash:

this is the most one direction has ever been on my dash since summer 2012

pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

hookslovelyswan:

strawwolf:

snowingblackout:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bloodydiadem:

That moment you realize you are Edmund

he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets

we’re still Edmund

except that kid was a damn liar when it came to Turkish Delight

I can’t tell you how many years I craved Turkish Delight after seeing the BBC production of “The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe”. And then one day I see a package of them in the store and I am practically salivating because I had dreamed of how amazing it tasted. And then all my dreams died when I bit in to one only to find that is TASTES LIKE FREAKING PERFUME!!!!

Let this be a lesson kids. Just like vanilla and cinnamon, Turkish Delight is a damn lie.

BWAHAHAHA! Truth!

herochan:

Happy Batman Day!

Creations by Sarahj Art 

ewshezza:

my cousin has twin sons named flynn and ryder and i said “your sons names are flynn…and ryder…?” thinking it was just a funny coincidence and she looked at me kind of ashamed and whispered “i just really like tangled”

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

image

lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

soulessspinelesssenseless:

destieloquent:

clannyphantom:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

my throat is sore maybe ur dick could soothe it



Of course, supernatural gets pulled into this

soulessspinelesssenseless:

destieloquent:

clannyphantom:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

my throat is sore maybe ur dick could soothe it

Of course, supernatural gets pulled into this

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered





Now we wait


MAN DOWN MAN DOWN


This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

kevinstoley:

"Meanwhile, Paranorman had the first ever openly, proudly gay character in an animated movie. ever."

um excuse me

i think ur forgetting about big gay al