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vapooreon:

when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out

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misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

merelei:

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!

bangcaster:

its raining men

deaninpanties:

jensenacklesmishacollins:

Jensen + his dissatisfaction with Castiel’s clothing

Bonus: Jensen mocking all the Castiel Cosplayers as to what were they going to do with their trenchcoats now. [x]

  (via fire-of-fire)

whowasntthere:

championofazura:

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

destielsvessel:

gender doesn’t excuse behavior        

       •gender doesn’t excuse behavior

gender doesn’t excuse behavior

gender doesn’t excuse behavior

NO MORE OF THIS BOYS WILL BE BOYS SHIT JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DICK DOESN’T MEAN YOU GET TO ACT LIKE ONE

Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

intertwiningfantasy said: 1, 5, 18, 26, 25, 56

1) I don’t actually have a door on my closet…..so I’ve opted against my will to sleep while the darkness of the closet lies…OPEN. 

5) I like post-its, I just never have them. My old roommates and I used to notify the rest of us via post-it note on the fridge about stuff cause we all had different shcedules. TL;DR Yes. 

18) Song of the week…hmmm. You know, I’ve been really feelin’ Handlebars by Flobots. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA I remember when it first came out, and it had such a strong message. I felt what they were preaching, and I still identify with a lot of it. And to me everything about this song is really excellently executed. I also blasted it like three times in a row on Saturday sooooo, song of the week it is!

26) This question should be what movies doyou watch over and over and still love because I do this all the time. A list in the order that they pop into my head. 

Grease, Fight Club, Any Mel Brooks movie, A Knight’s Tale (good god Heath Ledger), 10 Things I Hate About You (goddamn Heath Ledger), Rent, (and honestly) High School Musical…

This list could go on and on. It’s intertwiningfantasy's fault for asking a lover of movies this question. 

25 AND 35 (because I think you just made a typo)

25) Favourite food is PEOPLE! 

Jk it’s burgers.

35) Fave breakfast thing to have is a really good cup of coffee and pancakes with peanut butter on them, and bacon. But this definitely isn’t the “best” (read: healthy) thing to have for breakfast. 

56) When I was a kid I remember I fervently wanted to be a vet because furry animals n stuff. Other than that, I’m pretty sure I had no idea, although being a teacher so I could do cool things unlike my teachers was a recurring theme. 

There. Just a little tidbit of LoClax knowledge.